In Woodville, no means “No”
No weaves! What kind of hokey tax service is this?!
Dog’s On Wheel’s
I’m used to the spelling and grammatical errors around here, but even I
never expected to find evidence of someone who had no idea how to spell the
word “of.”
Am I being punk’d?
“Laundry Mat”
“What you doin, takin pictures?”
“Yeah, is that ok?”
“Why you out here takin pictures?”
“Well, because it says ‘Laundry Mat’ on your sign. It’s a typo, it’s just for fun.”
“Why you takin pictures of a laundry mat?”
“I’ll go if you don’t want me to…”
“I just wanna know why you’re takin pictures without coming into my office to ask me about it first.”
(the sign is an advertisement clearly visible from the highway)
“Uh… I already told you. You know what, we’re done here. Goodbye!”
I need someone to come up here and take this picture. I’m not going back there.
Spotted on the side of Highway 59. Why?
Abso… lutley!
I’ve read this ten times and still have no idea what they’re talking about.
DOWNOWN! INCOMINGING!
How not to cleverly disguise your hideout
Not even phonetic
Don’t drink the water and don’t eat the “Steet Corn”
Sometimes Woodville Engrish is more about the quantity and frequency as opposed to quality
