Woodvillainy

Horribleness from East Texas

Seems legit

Country church no needum sentence structure

Country church no needum sentence structure

Spelled the same way on the other side. Apparently the list of “forbiden fruits” includes dictionaries.

Spelled the same way on the other side. Apparently the list of “forbiden fruits” includes dictionaries.

In Woodville, no means “No”

In Woodville, no means “No”

No weaves! What kind of hokey tax service is this?!

No weaves! What kind of hokey tax service is this?!

Dog’s On Wheel’s

Dog’s On Wheel’s

I’m used to the spelling and grammatical errors around here, but even I
never expected to find evidence of someone who had no idea how to spell the
word “of.”

Am I being punk’d?

I’m used to the spelling and grammatical errors around here, but even I
never expected to find evidence of someone who had no idea how to spell the
word “of.”

Am I being punk’d?

"Laundry Mat"

"What you doin, takin pictures?"

"Yeah, is that ok?"

"Why you out here takin pictures?"

"Well, because it says ‘Laundry Mat’ on your sign. It’s a typo, it’s just for fun."

"Why you takin pictures of a laundry mat?"

"I’ll go if you don’t want me to…"

"I just wanna know why you’re takin pictures without coming into my office to ask me about it first."

(the sign is an advertisement clearly visible from the highway)

"Uh… I already told you. You know what, we’re done here. Goodbye!"

I need someone to come up here and take this picture. I’m not going back there.

Spotted on the side of Highway 59. Why?

Spotted on the side of Highway 59. Why?

Abso… lutley!

Abso… lutley!